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                oh hey there , didn't see ya . welcome to the ' we do fucking everything for them , but get nothing in return ' club . 
          if you're new , all you gotta do is learn how to give people tonnes of clout , and slowly watch your notifications stay at zero !
          i'm kaius , the admin of the club . i especially love it when i make threads for millions of people and watch them
          a. ignore it , or
          b. delete it !
          join now , however a payment of depression is required and long nights spent cuddling yourself !