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New close second fav fanfic quote:
          
          "Now will someone please explain why the hashtag 'Batman has a mullet' is trending on Twitter right now?" 

My new fav fanfic quote:
          
          “Are you seriously being gay on reddit right after breaking my fucking nose”

Why does agent phil coulson from the mcu remind me of griffin from btr?

I think the hardest thing to accept about my parents, is that no matter how much they try or how much they support me, they can never truly stop seeing me as their little girl.

They have been playing shit songs all night and now they finally put on smth good(my universe by Bts and Coldplay) and one of them goes “ew no I hate this song”, so I naturally turn up the volume from my phone, so she stops to music, so ofc i turn it back on and blasts it through out the house.
          
          I’ve never felt more powerful. They need to listen to divine music, to cleanse their sinful ears.

THEYRE LISTENING TO LIFE BY THE SEA, ARE TGEY ALL TUBBI STANS???

MY SISTER IS USING MY SPOTIFY TO PLAY SOME MUSIC TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND AYESHA EROTICA WITH HER NEW SONG “GANGBANG” AND A PLAYLIST CALLED “READING HOT SMUT AT 4 AM” ARE CURRENTLY ON MY FRONT PAGE

My mum just told me she has a wattpad account.
          what. 

just downloaded this shark/other ocean animal tracker app and its my new fav hobby. 
          
          you can leave comments on each fishs profile, ive never laughed more by someone calling a shark a girlboss.
          
          ive already adopted 3 aussie lesbian sharks who are all in a thresome,  a girlboss shark called miss Costa, a nonbinary swordfish that went missing in 2019, a bloody ship and a Florida turtle named Kate

im rlly feeling like bullying kids on roblox rn, even though im a kid on roblox /j
          also cuz i spended like 20 dollars on getting robux and havent rlly played since then...