sugaryytits

Why can't I be a normal and functional human being

sugaryytits

Nothing aggravates me more than the constant reminder of me getting older: "oh my gosh, you're literally turning 18 this year!! Aren't you excited?!" 
          
          Like no, I am not excited. In fact, you just made the rest of my day even more shittier, thank you very much. 

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Identity Thief is such a good movie. If Identity Thief has a million fans I am one of them. If Identity Thief has ten fans I am still one of them. If Identity Thief has one fan then it is me. If Identity Thief has no fans, then that means I am dead. If the world is against Identity Thief, then I am against the world. In conclusion, I love Identity Thief. Great fucking movie