ducks are taking over the world: volume llll
i would like to start this essay with a brief explanation on the entity: ducks. ducks are a morbid, eye crushing hybrid creature sent to destroy all men (and woman, and both, and none). they come in the form of hideous flightless birds with weird things between their toes. no smart mankind has scientifically proven what those are. most people neglect this info, but others who theorises that it poses a threat would never turn their backs against this future massacre. not to mention the cavitied teeth and decaying gum they hide beneath their bulletproof duck bills. on this volume of the 278382819264 page essay, i will explain how the term 'dick' originated back from duck-kind.