GamerBoi6969

yo

If twitter was a person it would have a scat fetish

Why the fuck do people think gravy on toast is weird but avocado toast isn't?

Guess I'm a Sephiroth main now

Ya'll ever make some food and stare in awe at what you've created? Just sittin there thinking that this is the greatest thing you will ever make?

Memento Mori.

I've been told liking room temperature milk better than refrigerated is weird. Is this true?

You say peacock no one bats an eye, but when you say poocock everybody goes wild.
           #poococklivesmatter

If Herobrine doesn't exist then how did my dad die of a Herobrine overdose?
          
          Checkmate atheists.

"I'm trans."
          "Transgender?"
          "No, trans-human." *Rips off flesh mask to reveal robot skull* "JOIN US CARL!"