Hi,
You probably must have randomly clicked on my page, maybe it was the profile picture that dragged you in.... Anyway enough of my randomness.

Oh and guess what? Did you know that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning! Oh damn :(
Also statistacally you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider. Weird right?

And just because I'm extremely evil I shall give you a riddle which will keep you guessing (and on my profile) for hours! Mwahaha :D

See if you can work it out:

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all-- and, in fact, nothing is. But it is a bit odd. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows?



Oh whatever, im just going to give you the answer:

Answer: There is not a single 'e' in the whole paragraph!

Me: How great am I?
Rest of the Earth: No, you're just mentally retarded.
Me: You're probably right there hahahahhaa