sunassub

yall ever just get drunk and then start telling your college friends you used to avidly write fanfiction

sunassub

a kuroo head canon is that he wanted to major in chemistry but when he found out the classes he’d have to take and how difficult they were, he chose business because he heard people in corporate make a lot of money for less work. 
          
          kuroo also goes to the bars with his coworkers and tries to talk to the bartender who he thinks is cute but she leaves him on heard. he was also rejected by a girl in the office a floor above him so whenever he takes an elevator he waits if she’s in the elevator before him, and pretends that he rather have “more space” in the next one but in reality he’s embarrassed
          
          another one is that he has a mini basketball hoop over his trash can in his cubical and he only has two ties because he’s too cheap to buy another one

sunassub

my suna head canon is that in high school a girl confessed her love to him and he was like “um. thank you…but who are you?” and his tone made the girl cry but he was genuinely curious and didn’t mean it in a rude way