sunassub
a kuroo head canon is that he wanted to major in chemistry but when he found out the classes he’d have to take and how difficult they were, he chose business because he heard people in corporate make a lot of money for less work. kuroo also goes to the bars with his coworkers and tries to talk to the bartender who he thinks is cute but she leaves him on heard. he was also rejected by a girl in the office a floor above him so whenever he takes an elevator he waits if she’s in the elevator before him, and pretends that he rather have “more space” in the next one but in reality he’s embarrassed another one is that he has a mini basketball hoop over his trash can in his cubical and he only has two ties because he’s too cheap to buy another one