Roses are red. 

Nuts are brown.

Skirts go up

And

Pants come down.

Body to body. Skin to skin.

When it's stiff, you stick it in. 

It goes dry, and comes out wet.

The longer it's in,

The stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping 

And starts to sag.

It's not what you think,

It's just a teabag.

-fellow 9gagger