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█ 10% awesome
██ 20% anime and manga fan
███ 30% idiotic
████ 40% zoned out
█████ 50% psychopathic
██████ 60% depressed for no reason
███████ 70% sarcastic
████████ 80%evil
█████████ 90% whatever
██████████ 100% K-POP FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see someone abusing an animal, 95% would stop the guy and call the police, 3% would just watch, but there's that 2% that would take a baseball bat and beat the crap out of the dude yelling "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ABUSED? HUH? NOT SO FUN NOW IS IT?!?"

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is neither...

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( >)>o I was going to give you this cookie

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o<( <) But then I was like...

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(O.O 
(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!

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( '_' 
(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring.....

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o<(< ) But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring....' But...

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(O.O 
(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!

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(^_^ 
( ^ ^) So then I ate it...

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live. 

Resumé by Dorothy Parker