Archaphobia
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I'll stare at some poor chick swallowing dick for MAYBE five seconds, ten if shes super hot. A minute? I've already pulled up another porn vid, scrolled through the other suggested vids while it loads, and maybe opened a tab for my favorite.
Five minutes? Hell, the rate I power-jack this shit, five minutes might as well be eternity. And you know what? Watching five minutes of boring blowjob feels like an eternity.
Ten minutes? You know when you're a kid in church, and it is intended to last an hour? But someone fucked up and left a clock where you can see it, and you're smart enough to read the old fashioned, analog hands.. and it makes this damn ticking noise every.... single.... second... tick tick tick... tick.... tick tick TICK TICK and the choir director is starting their fourth bloody song and even the pastor is starting to look fidgety and you know damn well he isn't going to cut a single word off his sermon or shorten his already legendary dramatic pauses just to save his parishioners a few more seconds of bloody suffering on this earth in order to ensure their souls are saved.... and worst of all... worst of the worst, you can see the clock and its already taken 55 minutes, and Jimmy from the Presbyterian church down the street is already outside, riding his bike in your lawn, doing donuts on the grass and oh god, the pastor is getting up and starting his speech on Leviticus or begats or why we shouldn't watch TV and now I've been here for 58 minutes and he's got a notecard stack an inch high and someone, god, satan, please, I'd sell a soul I don't believe in to get out of here and tick.... tick.... tick.... now I've been here 59 minutes and the pastor is still on his first bloody notecard... kill me now, god!
