Nebula !!

My cousin keeps posting thirst traps of himself playing the drums shirtless and I'm just sitting here on a different continent like bro who are you doing this for

Have been listening to Stranded Lullaby on loop for the past half hour. I am well

One time I mixed up the word order and ever since then I've said "balls it's cold" instead of "it's cold as balls"
          That being said, balls it's cold

Accidentally made puff pastry. You know what hell yeah

The concept of Weezering a bunch of 10 y/os using solfege

Forbidden crush, not because it's illegal or the subject of a -phobia or anything, but because we have the same fuckdamn name

Update: the bot I was trolling on Tumblr was a real person. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

We are indeed conversing with a bot on Tumblr

Gonna re-read this book that gave me nightmares when I was 12 tonight because there is absolutely no way that could go wrong
          Putting it here for later: https://archive.org/details/172hoursonmoonno0000hars/mode/2up

~ Whiteboy moments/quotes of the week ~ (posting this here because someone in my whiteboy yearning groupchat just got dumped by her shitass boyfriend of 7 months and I don't want to cause her to knvent any new stages of grief)
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          Me: If someone told me I was a mezzo I think I would cry
          Him: *pause* I think you would too
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          Him: My two secret hobbies that no one knows about are planning and interior decorating
          Our friend: you're so performative
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          We have the same name and his mother told us that I was her favourite *name*
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          Him finding out that I was a competitive skier when I was in elementary school (literally no one knows about this because I lowkey forgot)
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          Ok so our final project in music class was to create a music video and we had to record all the vocals and instrumentals ourselves so of course because he's a fucking nerd he arranged all the vocals himself and recorded everyone's audio himself and my solo was in a weird range for me (not his fault, just the key of the song) so I didn't really like how I sounded singing it and thus I was veritably crashing out about it and making him re-record it so many times and then he suggested I take a break and I agreed and I started crying and he just. held me. for like a solid 5 minutes it was so nice it was so relaxing also keep in mind he's like a foot taller than me so I was really just swallowed up by him and that's how I realised that my type in terms of guys is "guys who can lift me" 
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          Speaking of the music video, we filmed parts of it today, including the bridge of the song which is whiteboy and I together in his car while he drives (because I can't) so we had like a solid hour of bonding in his mom's car with intermittent presence from our very professional and not at all neurodivergent cameraman and cinematographer (shoutout to Lennon you're a great cameraman. thank you for your service my dude)
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          Anyway yeah check back next Sunday for more whiteboy updates and adventures