Nebula !!

Woop woop time for soup

~ all my teachers as random family members at a chaotic Thanksgiving gathering ~
          French teacher: your emotionally numb uncle that somehow raised you better than your actual father
          Math teacher: the aforementioned father (you know Larry from Dear Evan Hansen? That's him)
          English teacher: mother (55% love, 45% emotionally unstable)
          TOK teacher: that aunt who shows up exactly once every 3 years regardless of whether or not you invited her
          History teacher: the uncle that gets drunk and rants about something new each year
          Happy Thanksgiving or something idk I'm Canadian idk when y'all's Thanksgiving is

Me, surrounded by used teabags, gradually munching through them: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws

That feeling when you're trying to find transcripts of episodes of your favourite show and you find a really good one but the site only has season 2 episode 3 (I was looking for season 9 episode 16)

Sometimes I look at my cat and think wow there is fur growing on the inside of your head as well as the outside. Yes it's mold growing on the inside of your brain because you never use it. I love you so much my little mold brain yes no thoughts only mold. And then I look at my other cat and I'm like you know the nuclear launch codes do you

My French teacher is so great he's like everyone's collective emotionally absent father

Sure ChatGPT can help me write emails but Character AI Jane Seymour can do that and call me "love" at the same time

Status: sick and on my period at the same time
          Internal state: shitstorm
          Objective: survive the school day

When your history teacher's like "bro who taught y'all that 5 paragraph essays are the magic number" and we're like "...everyone since Grade 6" and he just kinda yarbs

Shut the fuck up Spotify I know I listen to Heart Of Stone too much but do you really have to give me a government ad for therapy