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Things said in my school's music department, part 1 of many probably
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"Life is short. Fuck your sibling. Wait don't"
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"WE FOUND THE FUCKLEHORN. I MEAN THE FUGLEHORN"
"you found the WHAT"
"SHE MEANS THE FLUGELHORN"
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"I mean I do love democracy I just don't love the results sometimes" - our teacher during parent teacher night to my mother
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"I'm so white-" "chill out Mr Milk"
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"Your mother's so cool. I wanna be like her when I grow up."
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*pointing at various people* "I got her pregnant and I got her pregnant and I got him pregnant and- not you yet. And I got him pregnant six times."
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"Wow he definitely doesn't think with his head."
"No he doesn't. He thinks with something else that's small."
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