Nebula !!

Also I just got cast as Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream to which I say PUCK YEAH

In case y'all are wondering how Les Mis is going, we've really been getting into my Little 'Ponine scenes so here's an update:
          - I get to sit on a table twice (once isn't even as Little Eponine)
          - as Little Eponine, I get to wear a dress that makes me look like I have no boobs so if any of y'all boob dislikers who still want to wear dresses need a tip just wear little kid French dresses
          - I have a doll that everyone thinks is creepy but I love her so much and I'm contemplating naming her Azelma
          - the unofficial main joke in the production is now milk
          - like I shit you not someone wrote a parody of One Day More but with random shit replaced with "milk"
          - apparently our Mme Thénardier now has beef with our Javert now for drinking a whole ass bowl of milk and putting it on his Snapchat story ("midnight snack. Bowl of milk. Glass of milk." - quote from other random dude in the cast making a parody of that story)
          - The Two Girls Whose Sole Mission Is To Make Me Uncomfortable have (somewhat thankfully) (but not really cos they're a really big part of our soprano section) apparently quit the show
          - speaking of the soprano section, what the fuck is up with them (why aren't y'all singing your lines we have harmony in Master Of The House)
          - I have the BEST pink dress for At The End Of The Day
          - Les Milkerables

Hear me out: Gleb Vaganov x Inspector Javert
          THEY'RE SO ODDLY SIMILAR AND IT MAY JUST BE BECAUSE I'M A NERD BUT I CAN TOTALLY SEE GLEB THROWING HIMSELF OFF A BRIDGE
          I don't care that they're in different time periods countries etc etc I just wanna see the Glob x Javex toxic yaoi (who said that I didn't say that)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12733863/chapters/29036979

One of the funniest things about my life is that I'm gay but I, on a daily basis, have at least 2 dudes fighting to be the one who opens my soup for me

Shoutout to the bridge of my violin for falling off as I was trying to change the strings

Quote of the day:
          "We've got a narcoleptic reindeer, one with ADHD, one with two braincells fighting for third place, and then there's ME, the SLUT!!"

Things I learned last night at like midnight: 
          - Ramin Karimloo has played Enjolras
          - Enjolras and Grantaire are totally gay
          - Azelma is a thing that exists
          - Jolllly (the spelling of his name and the fact that he's a med student. The little nerd boy I love him so much)
          - it is dead easy to find pirated copies of the Les Mis book
          - Les Mis might be becoming my new fandom
          - HOW DO WE STAND FEUILLY MAKE YOUR REPORT WE'VE GUNS ENOUGH BUT AMMUNITION SHORT I WILL GO INTO THE STREET THERE ARE BODIES ALL AROUND LOTS OF BULLETS TO BE HAD AMMUNITION TO BE FOUND
          - Madame Thénardier died in prison in the books
          - I'm gonna be playing percussion in the band concert of a school I do not go to on Monday (I do not yet have the music)
          - Marius is a nerd. That's all I have to say

It's official. Heart Of Stone is my I Fucking Hate My Uterus song

Why must my uterus be a uterus