I apologise if you are reading this with the impression that you have just found an interesting, funny girl whom you can recruit as a new acquaintance/friend. In the harsh light of reality, I am just an overly pretentious, anxiety-ridden teenage girl with a preference for the purple Skittles and poetry (I don't even write poetry myself; see, I told you I was boring). However, if that's what you're into, feel free to talk to me, or better yet, feel free to read whatever stories I have published at the time you're reading this (my inspiration comes and goes). You can private message me if you want to be friends, or just to talk, I guess.