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"i'm the love of your life until i make you mad"

☎️ *ring ring* 

hi darling, 

i'm terribly sorry i can't come to the phone right now; i'm too busy contracting feelings for fictional men [09/08/21 edit: and men who don't even know i exist cough cough kpop boys] that cure my crippling *insert loud BLEEP*.

if you so desire, feel free to mention some therapists i'm going to need for when the stories end or when my husbands end up with their destined lovers and i realize i'm going to be forever alone, in your message at this dial tone:

*beep* ☎️