markerkisser nickelkinner

whys my dad not listening to me and calling me selfish cause i forgot to give him a bite of my food . like lil bro its NOT that deep

marker: hey buddy!! not too fast, sunny is mine!!!!
          pie: no way josé, that girl is MINE!!!!
          me: guys, guys, calm down and have a rap battle to fight for my love!!!!
          marker: YOU'RE GOING DOWN BUSTER!!!!
          
          
          
          
          (alternately this could be tpot marker and bfdia marker idk)

tpot 2 cake at stake was crazy , why was the bottom 2 literally my husband (/r) AND my wife (/p) ...

I'M THE WORLDS #1 DR ERICA BROZOVSKY FAN SHES SUCH A GOOD HOSTTTTTT

in my head, dark markery has the spider brother demon's voice and I DON'T KNOW WHY
          ( https://youtu.be/98ZJX1MakaM?si=juGBulmvx_Bhvt58 )
          

that scott helman phase i had like a year ago or whatever still haunts me , every time i hear the word "gaslight" my brain goes "WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST YOUR OWN EYES? WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE GASLIGHT????" 

i think that marker kins atropos from greek mythology 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i mean after all they both use scissors to end lives — /dh 

I'M REALLY PROUD OF THAT DISCOURSE MARKER JOKE BUT LIKE NO ONE'S GONNA GET IT SAVE ME

new ftm oc named discourse marker , they use "like" and "so" a lot /silly /ref

SSTOP IM GIGGLING I JUST REALIZED THAT I MADE PIE AND MARKER'S BIRTHDAYS CONSECUTIVE I SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THAT