daddycartman

Hey. I have not posted in months. I'm trying to focus on my mental health because it surely is bad. If I get a little better I might post again.

so.. i cannot feel my ass

HAHA IM BACK FOREVER NO MORE BREAKS HAAAHAHA

Hey guys! I have not been on Wattpad due to me focusing on school and other boring and unimportant shit and I might not be on it anymore unless I am reading a story, commenting on a story, or replying to comments for fun hehe. The main reason is because I no longer have an electronic device because it broke and stopped working completely. Yes, I did lose all of my Cartman and South Park related photos but it does not matter anymore tbh. I don't really feel motivated to continue my stories because I just feel like I don't really have what it takes to be a full blown author. So, instead of writing, I'm just going to continue with drawing and singing since I have been doing it since I was like four or something. I hope you all have a wonderful day or whatever. 
          
          Peace, Cartman Lover out.

I WROTE CHAPTER FOUR OF "ERICS LITTLE JOO KYLE" BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT
          
          IM SO SHOCKED THAT I MANAGED TO WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER TWO DAYS IN A ROW HAHAHANS

I'm Cartman and I wanted to say that you have nice, wonderful, spectacular, exquisite, plump breasts. If you are a male I like your vaginasack. 

3RD PART OUT NOW FOR CARTMANS LITTLE JOO KYLE!!
          
          END OF EPISODE TWEEK X CRAIG! vvvvvv
          
          Eric: No Cupid Me! No!.. Yes, Cupid me.. Right there. 
          
          *Liane walks in. She sees him and immediately closes the door in shock.* 
          
          Liane: Aww.
          
          

3RD PART OUT NOW! 
          
          WOOHOO
          
          (line from episode btw) vvvv
          
          "yea clyde you like that?" *strokes ruler thingy*

ADDING A NEW PART TO "Eric and His Little Joo Kyle" PROBABLY TODAY OR TOMORROW
          
          (Finally. The stories are absolutely ass so I don't even know why I continue to write them. It's just entertaining.)

so you can just suck my clit and my balls haha