My life sentence was that I jumped a pimple because the gummy bears are talking to me LOL!!! My friend had ran naked with a homeless man because she loved cheese
You should realy write more jokes, some of my favorites were three men, the one where the blonde was like " potato potato" ( no offense to blondes ) and the life sentence, you should make a would you rather book or a book with lots of different life sentences.
At lunch, can't wait for lunch to be over so I can go to theater! Then language which is realy easy, then one of my favorites, art. Then the most dreaded, most horrifying, most painful for the brain part of the day seventh period, Math :(