So my name is @superwholock.bastille . I'm 16 years old now. I love to read, play handball, horseriding and I love animals, also I am in danger, there are people out there who call themselves Whovians and Cumberbitches. Please help me, they are trying to convert me. Butterscotch Cumbersnatch is everywhere and on the streets I hear people yelling: 'EXTERMINATE!' 

I last saw this guy, weird man really, he wore this bow tie and fezz with no reason it seemed, he said that I must never, ever blink. Can you believe that?!

Anyway, I turned to a friend of mine. He lives in London. Stubborn man, but really smart. He told me: 'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.' He must have gone a little cray-cray after his boyfriend was all mad with him, because he faked his death. Interesting, don't you think?

Geronimo!,

@superwholock.bastille