diorcevans

ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
ok so, 
          i know i’m late and that’s no excuse but happy mf birthday to my day one on here, i love you so much and you are the most kind, humble, and caring person on here and i couldn’t ask for a better friend, bro you big old like eighteen ?? holy shit- anyways time to go down memory lane so like remember when we first met and i said i was gonna put a bomb outside ya house fnjscnjsjdjd and then we always joked ab how i was comin over and you was comin over and then we b like wya? and like me tryin to teach you how to spell bc ya grammar be actin up dfjjvvkkgss anyways i love you so mf much big head, you my day one and i couldn’t ask for a better friend, we rose and jack, juliet and rose, and jj and rose foreva and eva <3333

diorcevans

i love u sm bubs, happy belated birthday 
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muvalist

ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
k so,
          happy birthday to my absolute favourite dumbass of all times. i fucking love u and it be ur day because it be ur big 18th. how does it feel being old jj ?? how does it feel being a grandad ?? my absolute favourite grandad of all time i’m so funny. so i’m writing u this paragraph because i promised you one & i know ur birthday isn’t yet but over here where i am it be ur birthday in a couple of hours & i wanted to post this early since i want to be the first one to wish u happy birthday because i’m such a good best friend like that & you been knew : that !! so don’t come at me for being like “it’s not my birthday yet besto” you now know my reason for posting it a couple of hours earlier. you better come online for ur birthday and read this fat para of yours because i didn’t waste my time on this for no reason but anyways !! let’s go down memory down lane for a bit. i met you last year summer on August 21st & to say we’ve been thru a lot last year & this year is a lot !! i’m actually so grateful to have met u as corny as that sounds because if you didn’t comment on my mb saying “be my friend” then yes we wouldn’t even be in this position. i know we have had our ups and downs but no matter what life thru at us we always got past it like the real og’s we are. sometimes, you just be so sensitive & it be so cute. i promise to always be ur best friend & have that role of making u happy because seeing you happy >>> 

muvalist

i love u. i hope this para
            makes ur birthday even 
            more great fatty <33
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muvalist

this message may be offensive
i love u so much. you actually don’t know how much i appreciate u richard. you’re literally my only best friend & the only best friend i want. all these other shmucks can’t compare to u & i know you might hear that a lot but i’m being so serious right now. no one can actually take ur place. you make me so happy & i will forever be grateful for u. inshallah, that i ALWAYS HAVE U IN MY LIFE !! just remember, whatever life throws at us we’ll always get past it like we always do because we’re cool like that richard. i’m such a good friend i bet saba don’t even know it’s ur birthday tomorrow so let me go and remind her or maybe not since she can figure out herself that dumbass she is !! but anyways happy birthday richard. have a good one okay ? okay. this is ur day & you deserve to be happy asf on this day especially !!
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muvalist

let’s take another trip down memory lane because i’m cool like that. remember when you would write threads on my mb but now your ugly ass stopped doing it because you make a excuse up & always be like “yoU alwayS delEte theM” okay, that still shouldn’t stop you. i swear i accidentally be deleting them jj but now the roles has kind of reversed as i’m the one writing u this long para now. if you delete this then i’m going to come and ruin your birthday !! just playing besto but ya i don’t mind what u do with this as long u have ss this. also, do you remember when i would always call u richard & you be getting mad at me for calling u that name. i actually don’t know what u find wrong with that name. i love it & that be on prdt. also, let’s talk about ur ooc >>> you be so cute like that REALLY be my best friend. you’re my absolute favourite darkskin & i’m not even lying on that. you’re my ride or die <333
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valthepetty

500 girlfriends my ass, i b your fathead bestie, luv you forever + be happy and don’t delete this, thank u. 

loserthrills

i was his best friend first so ew?
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loserthrills

i love you hella even though im about to beat your ass.
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