surrealmemes

Life Lessons:
          	You can not eat trees, but they can eat you.
          	Do not skin people alive.
          	Do not throw a brick straight up.
          	Stabbing doesn't tickle.
          	Babies don't like rabid animals.

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@GetInMyTardisKid  you forgot doors can kill you
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