I LOVE: wine-fueled impromptu dance parties, sleeping late, The Office, re-hashing fun nights the next day at diners, friendly strangers, good hair days, and the first sip of a foamy latte.

I HATE: elevators, stink bugs, internet trolls, the part of the car wash where you have to line up your tire, and when your shopping cart is stuck to the one in front of it.

I'M QUALIFIED TO WRITE ROMANCE STORIES BECAUSE: Yeah, I'm totally not. I don't go for the Disney prince. I go for Gaston and Kronk. Every. fucking. time. It's a problem.