Not your average asshole here bringing you mediocre content.

Please enjoy, cry a little, maybe laugh once, and feel absolutely free to bother me in the comments about whatever unhinged feelings my writing gives you.

This is a safe, kind corner of chaos.

That being said, Wolves are not welcome here! 
In other words: you gotta act right. 
[Hold me accountable to this, too!]

You are loved by someone.
And it's me.

In case you're feeling overly generous to send a coffee my way, but it's never expected :) Venmo: @swearwordco