HAI ^_^ 

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This swegin account is run by three, THREEEEEE TREE PEOPLE.

Our names our:

Cara (pfffft totally the best person ever) 
Jayden (aka lucifer)
Claire (I.....I really don't have anything else to say....it's just...claire)

I'm going to explain the best person first ahem...

*prepares anus cavity) 

CARA::::)

She is a ginger cunt ^_^ 
She likes long walks on the beach and hot bitches...FUCK WRONG BIO TEEHEE.
first parts true though.
She AM SATAN (check out her other account music_not_dead #spon)
She really hates the moist word, whisks are evil so are squirrels. 
She writes shitty smuts but is working on two separate fanfics.
SHE LIKES GAY SHIPS A LOTTTTTTTTT AND SKITTLES AND MALTEASERS MMMMMMMMMHHHHHH 
SHE GRANDADDY AF.


JAYDEN::::::((((

Don't step on the Jordan's bruh
Very sweg swegging it all day long she be sweating out the sweg passing it on to sweg less people aka you BUT ONCE YOU READ OUR BOOK UR 6669% sweg.
She has two holes in her face. Make sure you ask her how her holes are ^_^
She is shitting out rainbows and insults and probably wants that hat your wearing right now 
She is a band whore and much much more (OoOoO o o Ooo ooOO THAT RYHMED YOU WERE NOT READY Ooo. OoOOO )
She has puffy hair.
She is also a cunt but not ginger.


Claire::::://///
She has a yeast infection
She could run a bakery with it
She is very FLAMMING homosexual
*sells soul for a three piece of chicken nuggets*

Annnnnnnnnd for all us single people out there here's some irrelevant quotes/pickup lines.

1) are you dan cause I'll be Philing you tonight 
2) are you anisnotonfire cause I'll be giving you the d tonight
3) you must be andy biersack look alike
4) are you a killjoy cause you'll be making noise tonight
5) will you be my dumbelwhore 
6)  I like you face can I sit on it?
7) Kanye feel the love tonight?
8) you don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down 
9) you make my young volcano erupt
10) I want you to murder my vagina more than drake

WE LIKE BANDS