swingaugust

@ollieismybaby but that makes him genuine 

@ollieismybaby yeah i imagine him as cringey/try hard so it makes sense 

lol, yeah it’s can low-key be a tiny bit cringy but it’s also sweet at the same time 
            ( I feel like the best things are always a little cringy) 

and it was worth it for that 

@ollieismybaby tbh you could probably get a pirated version of shawn hatosy’s yes chef but i really wanted to also listen to victoria pedretti be my bodyguard lol  

@swingaugust girl are you kidding me? I’m so jealous but also you’re about to put me over the edge to buy it

@ollieismybaby jack abbot on the other hand… or al-hashimi ❤️

@ollieismybaby exactly! i dont wan’t some poor woman to deal with THAT, because no honey you cannot fix him, you are worth better than that…

Honestly, yeahhh, loll, my man is one thing away from a whole mental breakdown or a suicide mission, don’t think any girl deserves that.

anyways edited my little mistake out of my story 

@ollieismybaby i knoww! it’s such a pervy joke!! so yeah and also do not worry it’s not robby who says if haha

@swingaugust I actually looked up the “joke” after you said it, and what the freak? Why do men always have to have the grossest jokes and they’re always about woman for some reason.

and the joke is “Two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy says, “The most embarrassing thing happened to me the other day. I had to fly to Pittsburgh last minute on business…” it’s basically a pittsburgh=tittsburgh joke and its so bad and kinda misogynistic  

@ollieismybaby i keep forgetting to tag you when i reply 

omg i know i’ve literally had moments where i was writing while listening to this playlist and getting super emotional!! i’m so happy you like the songs tho cause same ❤️

I mean this in the upmost compliment but this is one of those playlist that makes me want to just start sobbing like seriously every song absolute perfection.