ᎶᏒᏋᏋᏖᎥᏁᎶᏕ ᎦᏒᎧᎷ ᏖᏂᏋ ᏕᏋᏗ
★stan Waterparks for skin ★
I have synesthesia, so I can and will aggressively tell you what color the word mattress is.
*does the cupid shuffle off a ten story building *ₛₗᵢᵢᵢᵢdₑ ₜₒ ₜₕₑ ₗₑfₜ
what's a throam, I only know ᴿʸᴬᴺ ᴿᴼˢˢ ᴳᴬʸ ᴬᴺᴳˢᵀ ᴹᴼᴿᴹᴼᴺ ᴮᴬᴺᴰ ˢᴱˣ ˢᵀᴿᴬᴵᴳᴶᵀ ᴹᴬᴺ ᶜᴴᴿᴼᴺᴵᶜᴸᴱˢ 👍
One time I screamed "HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR" at a man in the Wendy's parking lot and then realized that his windows were down, so I immediately dissolved into a pile of molecules and rematerialized in hell 😎✌
The fact that turn off the lights wasn't on v&v should be considered a war crime
*laughs at you for dying in front of the preacher*
13, father of two, Gryffindor, Leo, disappointment*default dances in your open casket*
I'm a *•°•*🅷🅾🅼🅾🆂🅴🆇🆄🅰🅻*•°•* living in *•°•*🆂🅾🆄🆃🅷🅴🆁🅽 🅾🅷🅸🅾*•
I read books and do crime, I'm Carl Azuz, and you're watching CNN 10.
ᏗᏕ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏇᏋᏒᏋ, ᏕᏗᎥᏝᎧᏒᏕ
(THIS IS NOT MY FIRST ACCOUNT I JUST WANTED THE OLD ONE TO DIE)
- The first stop slushie machine it's getting cold in here please help oh god oh fu-
- JoinedMay 18, 2020
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