Watt up Wattpad? Well, I'm not Canadian. I like steak. I'm allergic to apples. I play tennis. I'm Guyan-Irish. I write shit... On Wattpad. I'm pretty new to it. I have sensitive teeth. I like to watch teen sitcoms. I have 3 cats. Lemenade is a little to sour for me. Wait, no I have 2 cats. I'm always livin like larry. Do I exercise? Yes for five minutes once a day secretly in my room on a yoga mat. You did not just read that. Tonight I have a date. Her name is Destiny. I have a date with Destiny (Get it?) You may get it or you may not I don't care I'm not explaining it to you. I once won twelve bucks in the lottery. Suck it. Why is my name SwizzCheezPleez? Why not. Squillie OUT!