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WARNING, GLEE SPOILERS.
I was watching Glee and I got to an episode called Funk (I am a hardcore St. Berry shipper) and then Jesse and Vocal Adrenaline egged Rachel and she told him to break that egg like he broke her heart and he said he loved her and I cried. And cried. And cried. My life has no purpose now. And I know that they do end up getting married but I just can't anymore. Jesse St James is like my dream guy. He can sing, he is funny, he's hella hot, and he's a total asshole. I'm really sorry I just had to rant. I was single on Valentine's day so I was basically fantasizing about a guy like Jesse existing but he doesn't. And now the actor is old and ugly (Sorry Jonathan Groff fans) and I still have no life. And I'm basically Rachel if she was blonde and blue-eyed and a little more chill so IDK why I'm even living anymore. Oh, wait I'm not. I just died.
Also, how are so many guys into Rachel? I'm her with bigger boobs and no guys are into me.
Sorry, yall. I had to spill my tea.