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wip..
          
          "Oh, hello quackity!" Phil smiled at the younger male once letting go of Wilbur, he could hear the chatter in the background slowly start to go down as the name "quackity" rolled off of his tongue.
          
          "Come in boys!" Phil formally opened the door, it was completely silent now as all eyes were on them. Fundy was glaring at Wilbur, he promised him he wouldn't bring quackity, but who is he kidding. Wilbur always lies
          
          Both sat down near eachother, next to tommy and ranboo. Atleast they wouldn't mind their company. "So phil," Techno was the first to talk, his deep scratchy voice breaking the thick tension surrounding the air.
          
          "Whats for dinner?" Phil smiled. "Well, I've made ham, potatoes, carrots, greenbeans, rice, and rabbit soup!" Phil sounded really proud of himself, for how much effort he went through for making the food. 
          
          "Oh, and sorry mates I couldn't get any other drink so karl gave me some monsters when I was visiting him." Quackity and Wilbur smirked at eachother...

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“where have you been bur? You said you’d update your storys?” Basically a lot of drama has been going on between me and an ex friend (not gonna name them) but they turned out to be a pr0sh1pp3r and a p3d0. So i had to deal with that, im not gonna go deep into it but they did some pretty messed up things. I’ve already exposed them and cleared the situation up on tik tok and my server, I truly apologize. Updates will be late as always yet I’ll try to get the next chapter for monster ultra by this month if I find the time. Stay safe everyone and I love you <3
          
          -bur 

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AITA for running over a group of babies and then eating them?
          
          I, 37 male, was born in a very strict house and my mother hated abortions, so i ended up having 26 younger siblings, which were all the ages 5-7. One day, when I was cleaning my mom called me an ungrateful shit and threatened to throw me out if i didnt help with rent. And i said if she didng have so many kids, this would never be a problem, she got mad and threw my stuff out. So when my little siblings were waiting at the bus stop one day, i ran them over with my car and dragged each of their bodies inside the home and cooked them, feeding them to me and my mother during dinner. When she realized how late it was and all 26 never got home, she called the school to find out that they never showed up or were on the bus. Now my mom is really sad and I ended up writing a fanfic where I was sans, my siblings were five nights at freddys characters, and my mom was nagito, and explained what happened. My mom is now deporting me to the police.
          
          AITA??