I love pie (no shit) I'm really shy when u first meet me but then I'm all kinds of cray cray
I am a super cutie (nah lol... Call me that and I'll kill you :D)
I dance *super sexy pose* (wtf am I doing with my life?!)
Caliana... You... Are... My... Bitch... (Please don't kill me)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! *dramatic drum roll*
ITS NOT CALLED BEING A PERVERT ITS JUST THAT YOU HAVE A VERY SEXY IMAGINATION!!!
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sys_loves_pie
Feb 03, 2015 12:18AM
Hey guys... It's me...*sad cheering*Ummm I broke up with my boyfriend and there's a pretty good chance I'm gonna have to go back to the hospital..... I love you guys... ByeView all Conversations
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The promise I made...
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Hai!!! For those of you who can't kiwi and don't know what the mofo crew is..... READ THIS BITCH
My untold story
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This is the story I've never told... Like ever... I've never told this story in my life... But I guess, it's...