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/ someone dared me to say this as Todoroki
Won’t say who they know who they are.
“ I know this is a bad idea , but I’m already so ,
Here we go. ”
* lit music starts playing *
“ Rawr , X3 Nuzzles ! pounces on you uwu you’re so warm , couldn’t help but see ur bulge from across the floor.”
.....
“ Nuzzlez yo’ necky wecky~ murr~ hehe. ”
‘Someone kill me’
“ unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby you’re so musky. ”
“ Take me home , let me , N’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me. ”
“ see me wag widdle baby tail , all for your bolgy-wolgy ! ”
“Kissies n’ lickies yo neck. ”
“Nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest. ”
“ I be getting thirsty.”
“ hey I got a lil itch , you think you can help me ?”
“only 7 inches long”
“ uwu.”
“ PLEASE ADOPT ME. ”
“ paws on ur bulge as I like my lips. ”
‘He don’t see it coming’
“ bout to hit them with that furry shit.”
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“ IM DONE LEAVE ME ALONE.”