Hello my name is Gerard Way aka the sass queen  and without me on this balloon trip it would be boring as fuck heck..Listen Up! I like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. I can't swim, I can't dance and I don't know karate. Face it, without me you're never gonna make it back to land sane. I once broke my foot from jumping out of the second floor in school and I'm the only friend that makes you cry because You're a heart attack in black hair dye

*points at a few people* They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost, I once had a cellmate that was a killer and they made me do push-ups (in drag). Everybody wants to save the world but no one wants to die. I'm just a man, I'm not a hero but I can sing to save us from insanity

The reason why I believe that I should stay alive is because I have to get back home to my husband Frank oops I mean my wife Lindsay because I promised her I would take her to the cinema once I came home

The only hope for me is you because if you vote for me to die Would it be grand? Hopefully It ain't exactly what you planned and would really it be great if I was dead?

So long and goodnight

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Lol some info about me 
I'm a girl. I'm 14. I love Twenty Øne Piløts, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, DC and marvel