Just Kidding

I'M SO HAPPY I'M BECOMING A GRANDMA 
          
          AND I'M ALSO PROUD TO BE YOUR MUM

Congrats guys we are 1/100 of a way to 1000 followers #blest #blessed #blessed #how do I ducking spell this word

My beautiful son do you need blankets?

To everyone who has tagged me, (looking at you @FreckledIrishNinja )
          I hate tags, and don’t like to do them unless they’re funny. So pls, don’t tag me in anything else you do it ironically. Platonically. 

Ok I’m back for tonight. I’d like to thank my followers for all the support on my books. I’ve really been working as an artist, and I think I’ll have some new art on the book soon. I’m thinking about writing a song. Yeah. 

I’m logging off for a while. I will be back in a couple months. Don’t die while I’m away, and keep following me, cause it’s all for the follows. Kk I’ll go.

There has been some speculation. I am indeed, pewdiepie. To a certain degree. Also Jake Paul. And Skrek. And sometimes spongebob

Oh my gosh guys it’s only been like, ten minutes and we’re at 5 followers. This is insane. Stop everything your doing literally everyone. We are 1/20 of a way to 100. That’s our goal. 

This message is to celebrate my four followers. We are 1/25 of a way to 100 followers guys. Keep up the work and soon we’ll have five followers. You guys deserve a treat. Pat yourself on the back and nibble a biscuit. I’m the real pewdiepie*
          *yes I am*
          *no I’m not

So, how are you, non-existent fans?