First off let me say welcome and thank you for coming. 
ok so now that that's all out of the way... 
i try to update like.... once a month-ish sometimes turns into two but i have other stuff so (ha that's funny)
if you like my stuff you should go check out my friends' cuz they're awesome and sarcastic 
idk what i'm doing half the time but that else is new
if you like my stories please comment or talk to me because i actually live for that 
so yeah