Hi! We're Taco & Marshmallow.

Marshmallow: I'm the nice motherly one and the all round best one.

Taco: Excuse me? Uh, no. You may be the nice one but I'm the best.

Marshmallow: Whatever, who cares. Anyway you've come here to read about us

Taco: No shit Sherlock

Marshmallow: *glares* Anyway... This is a joint account so all our stories will be a joint effort!

Tacos: And that's all you really need to know about us, so sod off

Marshmallow: We both hope you have a wonderful time reading <3!

Taco&Marshmallow: Bye-bye