>be me
>like south park
>one of fave characters is kyle, a jew
>change interests
>ww2 leads to alt right pipeline
>become antisemtcs
>like only blondes
>be self hating due to not having a nordic or germanic pheno
>fall in love with a half japanese half spanish man
>'dark haired men are like me and share my culture, sometimes'
>'we're both childs of the mediterranean and pacific, in our blood there's both)
>start appreciating my features
>change my type
>like the foodie phenotype (meshinuma, larry, laios)
> meet Peter B
>similar to lar (nearly same hair, nose, head shape, glutton phenotype) but romantic, sensible
>BROWN HAIRED
>and jewish
>can't deal with it
>reject him or end my streak of hate
>fat middle aged man won
>no longer antisemtc (kinda)
>life happens
>watch south park again
>fall in love with kyle again
>mfw