talentedvegetable

I may not be a parsnip but I wanna see your nips

GodHatesEliza

Your bio is amazing

talentedvegetable

@GodHatesEliza no problem! this has BEAN a most joyous conversation.
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GodHatesEliza

These puns are making my day way better. Thank you very much.
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talentedvegetable

@GodHatesEliza why thank you, we are always happy when compliments TURNIP in our notifications
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talentedvegetable

remember kids, "if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!"

talentedvegetable

@potatollama676 I know, I am relatable.
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lonerobbers

same tho
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talentedvegetable

@potatollama676 I said I was talented, not original.
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talentedvegetable

questo messaggio potrebbe essere offensivo 
fight me you fucking bitch bc I am queen now bow down you peasant

talentedvegetable

@MissChocolaT3 you're welcome, young vegetable,  I am glad to see that you understand the art of vegetabling.
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xhoneebeex

@talentedvegetable OMG! I love you. Thanks for the follow btw <3
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