I love writing stories and writing short poems and all that cute shit. 

I'm a certified potty mouth, which means I may curse A LOT. 

I love food and One Direction, dearly.


ɪ ᴘʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴀʟʟᴇɢɪᴀɴᴄᴇ 
ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ 
ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ Oɴᴇ Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ʙᴏʏs, 
ғᴏʀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴛᴀɴᴅ; 
ᴏɴᴇ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ,
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ Pᴀᴜʟ,
ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇxʏ.
ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴛɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴄᴋᴇᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ