@tallbean22
AYE HOES AND BROS IM BACK momentarily. Wanted to revisit some old rps of mine but alas there no f’ing pms anymore which is bs. Lemme know if yall wanna possibly start another rp or try and pick up the pieces of the fragments of a rp left in the past
Oh yeah I’m literate now (:
Tip For Anyone Who Likes Mac n Cheese
Substitute milk for half n half. You won’t have to put as much half n half in as you would milk. Probably half or a third of the amount of milk you’d put in
This’ll make the Mac n cheese creamier and it’s the best
Running off of 3 hours of sleep, freshly brushed teeth, water and the want for testosterone
It's almost 5am and i want mac n cheese
Vendetta is such a sexy name
LIKE
gender neutral
LITERALLY MEANS FUKING BLOOD FEUD IN ITALIANNNNNN
I take my ear bud out and the first thing I thought of was how to kill someone and make it like like an accident
You see if you put bleach in a kitty litter box it’ll release a toxic gas cause cat pee and bleach cause a chemical reaction. So if you wanna put someone six feet under just sneak into their house and pour bleach in their cat’s bathroom.
Thanks for coming to my weird, tyrannical adhd thought of the dayTed talk
@tallbean22 | At least you have the knowledge if it's needed for the future. [that's a joke]
@FlickeringEmbers yes I have delved deep into the internet and have fulfilled the stereotype of a white woman by listening to too much true crime
@tallbean22 | Good. Kind of concerning that you know a silent method of murder, but—I'm not gonna ask. I'll just rule it as watching too many crime shows/documentaries.
I'm not one to fall for voices but Thorin Okenshield's first lines in the first Hobbit movie
It's just.....
Auuuuggguueeeeee
The man's voice gives me shivers
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
WHY DOES HAVING A SEPTUM PIERCING AND RUNNY NOSES HAVE TO BE THE BANE OF MY EXSISTANCE RN?
lIKE EVERY TIME I WIPE MY NOSE IT FEELS LIKE IMMA RIP THE DAMN THING RIGHT OUT OF MY SOFT CARTLAGE
LIKE
NEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Just got a positive test for Covid, guess that's why my motivation is 6 feet under
Something that's living rent free in my head atm:
There was a rp i was doing where my oc was pregnant and the other person's oc is like
"Hey good lookin what's cookin in the kitchen?"
And my adhd'ed brain is like
"A child"