Greetings, Earthlings. talonschild here.

What is there to say?
I hate writing "About Me"s.
I read too much, in French and English.
I address almost everyone as "Sir".
I wince when people mess up your/you're, /there/their/they're, etc. (it hurts my brain!)

Life Goals:
-perfect a British accent
-win The Game (yeah, as if...)
-have people read my stories
-get 100 fans
-have an epic milk mustache like the do in the commercials

Things I Love (if you like them too, you are my hero <3 )
-reading
-Babylon 5
-Calvin and Hobbes
-Star Trek
-Seussical
-Shakespeare
-Harry Potter
-spelling and grammar
-French and Spanish
-French verbs (ok, I'm weird)
-Arrogant Worms
-Doctor Who
-Ender's Game
-Music
-Battlestar Galactica
-chocolate
-the Princess Bride
-playing cards
(I don't claim to be one of those all-knowing fans of any of these, but they still make me happy <3 )


Anyways. Comment or PM me, and I will read your stories! Always looking for something to read.
Also. Please read some of my works, they are my babies. Don't care if you love or hate on them, just read please and tell me what you think. (forever alone on wattpad D': )