Sometimes i wish i was a bird...

so i could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
my dentist told me i need a crown and i was like I KNOW, RIGHT? 

Btw check out my website.
www.youthoughtihadawebsite.com 
But I do have a snap: chetanna6 (don't ask why btw)

Person: I don't give a shit
Me: is that why you are so full of it? 
Ps: the toilet was invented for a reason, we can't have constipated people who don't give a shit running around. (that is just not normal) 

i hate it when peeople see me at a supermarket and they are like:
"hey what are you doing here?"
and i'm just like :
"oh you know hunting elephants" 
oh and the next time a guy says: "damn, what that mouth do?"
just be like: "talk shit. this mouth talks shit about you."