emo god

springtime be like,,,,,,,,wow bugs,,,,,,,,,,

the signs as trisha paytas quotes 
          aries - "screw anyone that calls u fat"
          taurus - "i love 3 things in this world: jesus, hello kitty, & food"
          gemini - "ethnicity? tan, duh"
          cancer - "i'm not judging you for judging me, but it's not right to judge"
          leo - "stop being ugly. start being pretty"
          virgo - "god believes i'm worth it"
          libra - "sex will give you STDs, friendships are fucking fake, relationships will cheat on you, family will disown you.....pizza is forever"
          scorpio - "my channel is about me stuffing my face & getting fatter by the day"
          sagittarius - "i woke up this morning feeling like a chicken nugget"
          capricorn - "i don't make a decision w/o going to christ about it first"
          aquarius - "money doesn't buy happiness, bitches"
          pisces - "i found god & jesus & like i moved on"

*insert whiney lil babey lil uwu face here*

if u don't like sanrio, r you even real

if u can't handle me at my pray for the wicked then u don't deserve me at my pretty. odd.

peppa pig but peppa's a single mother who strips for a living

i just burned the fuck outta my hand making spring rolls

k but can we talk about how incredibly underrated hadestown is

yoooooo what if,,,,,what if we kissed at the rainforest cafe,,,,,,,,jk,,,,,,,,unless,,,,,,

i'm so fucking bored that i jus watched an entire season of dr. pimple popper someone please help me