Taran

Woah been a minute since I’ve logged on here

@tarantula_egg Heyo! Just wanted to say that I love your profile pic! It’s so cool!

jesus man i havent touche this app in months, huh?

hohoho i got a nnew laptop and your gift is a really shitty diary entry about the world ending, merry christmas mfs

ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ʳⁱᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵒⁿᵍ

!!!!!! the potato on a throne !!!!!!! percy's sin ch 4 you promisedddddddd ;^;

Yknow I wish people would talk on my message board more often I’m lonely 

my hero academia!!

I can hear my mom screaming and going mental at her ex holy shit

Mrs Flanders was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok,
          Mr Flanders was her husband and he had a great big,
          Cock a doodle doodle, the roosters will not quit! 
          And I don’t like my breakfast, because it tastes like,
          Shih Tzus are good house pets, theyre cuddly and sweet,
          Monkeys are not because they like to beat their,
          Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall,
          The boss he wasn’t to see you, so you can suck his,
          Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen funt,
          Ms Roberts doesn’t like him, but that’s cuz’ she’s a,
          Contaminated water can really make you sick,
          Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your,
          Dictate what I’m saying, cuz’ it will bring you luck! 
          And if you do not like it I don’t give a flying fuck!
          
          -wendy testaburger