A barman is tending the bar when a man rushes in and demands for a fork. Confused, the barman gives him a fork.

Soon after, another man rushes in and asks for a fork. The barman hands him a fork and asks what the fuss is about, but the man has already left.

Some minutes after, another man rushes in and asks for a straw. Prepared, the barman asks why he needs it. The man replies, "Some guy vomited on the sidewalk and all the chunky parts are gone."