"Command, it looks like we're all nothing but mortals in the end." - Jesus Cry 2015
“Puff is good puff, unless its my puff.” -Tomato 2015
"You know what else is a good line? Rock cocaine– NO. NO THATS A TERRIBLE LINE" - Cryaotic 2015
"YOU DONT SPEAK FRENCH." "Wee wee." -Nathan and Ryan 2015
"I wish you would have a slightly faster stroke– I mean, what? What? .... Stride." -Cryaotic 2015
"Okay NOW you let me run? After I've been trying this whole time? PRICK I swear!" -Jesus Cry trying to run, 2015
"Down with the buttcheeks," -Lettuce 2015
"I SHOT HIM AND HE'S NOT BLEEDING!!! 991 HELP ME HE'S NOT BLEEDING AND I SHOT HIM" Carrot and Tomato 2015
"We're gonna take a break because people pee." -Cry "Bullshit" -Snake "I swear to god"- Cry. ~New Years live stream
"No balls allowed" ~Cry
"Are you ignoring the fact that there is simba on the shelf? I think you are." Cryaotic 2015
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