゛𝓙.

@ghorphic- 
            
            “ possibly..  but where’s the fun in that ?  i think it’s WAY more fun tae botherin’ my FAVORITE lieutenant .  ” 

@ghorphic- 
            
            “ you ALWAYS say that  ,  simon .  and does it EVER help ?  nae .  not once .  but if ye REALLY don’t wanna then fine  ,  i won’t push any further than i already have .  ”

            it was 150$.

@snipedit 
            
            “ sweet jesus .  swear the more i look away the more pricey shite becomes .  ”

             you would not believe the price for a soft plush toy .

@snipedit 
            
            / i love soap so much and relate to him very heavily (also autism so that’s probably also why i’m so good /j) BUT I’M SO HAPPY THOUGH YIPPEE YAAY YIPPEEE .

; hes so ... i love . i love everything about soap . so silly . I LOVE UR PORTRAYAL . ONE OF MY FAVS BY FAR

@snipedit 
            
            / OMG TYSM , I WAS SO WORRIED AFTER AWHILE I’D BE BAD BUT YAAAAY .  ALSO I’M NOT THAT INTIMIDATING I SWEAR (same though.. /lh)

let’s fuckin go .  It’s five o’clock somewhere .

@0NESH0T   
            
            “ cannae say there’s any complaints there  ,  so  i’ll take what i can get .  at least it gets me out of the rainy weather .  ”

you ‘n me both .  Unfortunately all I can offer you right now is a few beers from a shitty bar .

@eadimidium 
            
            / i still have all my cod anons and cod ocs.. teehee..

@snipedit 
            
            that caused another laugh to leave him , as funny as that sight would be , no , that’s not what soap had in mind .  far from it actually .  “ nae  ,  i won’t embarrass ye .  dinnae worry .  ” the scot wavered his hand , freeing the other by placing said bottle on the table .  “ like i said  ,  pretty simple .  all ye gotta do is..  ” he dragged out the suspense before it all escaped his lips .  “ spend some quality time with me .  that’s it .  nothin’ else  ,  i swear .  hell  ,  i’ll swear on my own maw that there’s nothin’ underlyin’ about my exchange .  ”

* the simple prospect of a challenge undone by k.o was something he could never imagine . a brow quirks in interest , arms now crossed as he scoffed *
            
                         if it's some stupid shit like wearing a dress and singing , i'll gut you . 
            
            * in a sense , he was joking of course...he wouldn't / legally / be able to hurt his own teammates unless he wanted to keep his job *
            
                             go on , what would you have me do in exchange for such a ... / premiere / drink ? 

@snipedit 
             
            persuasion was one method , as for the rest ?  nothing soap would ever tell , after all..  it’d probably ruin the entire charm to tirelessly explain how he got access to such an acquired taste .  “ what can i say ?  i’m quite the magician .  ” his own smile widen , a laugh escaping him as well .  blue eyes assessing , silently admiring the rarity of such unbridled joy .  “ there’s ALWAYS a catch  ,  isn’t there ?  and ye’d be right on your assumption .  it’s a pretty simple exchange really..  that is  ,  if ye can even manage it that is .  ”

@taskdemo   /     anything and everything 

;  hostile perhapschanceness .... offers flower 

@taskdemo / ?