Sup people welcome to my pro-file
That's right you just entered the pro zone.
'People glare' what?
Cute guy1: did you say the pro zone
Me: umm spinach is used to... Wipe poop on butt crack.
Cute guy2: wha-
Me:look behind you CHUCKY!
'Everyone looks behind'
'I run to the North Pole and swim with Penguins'
Nerd: excuse me but penguins are in the South Pole 
Me: who invited you?
Nerd: you did
Me: I have a lawyer!
Nerd: what does that-
'My lawyer pops out of no where and gives him a wedgie'
Me:thank you e lawyer...
'Small kid watching this on tv yells':MA! I think the tv is not working!
Everything goes black. A shadow walks into the middle of the blackness and the light goes on and it's tony stark: thank for observing my new...

Okay that's enough well..awkward I gues no now you know I'm a crazy person so yeah... I like pie-no u don't - how would you know?- I'm you ..
OH MY GOD !!!!
To be continued...