Julie (The Skittle Goddess)

Okay. I literally am not shitting you right now. I just got the official Hannah Hart MDK cookbook. This is actually the most amazing thing ever. I just made 'the Hartwich', which is amazing, by the way.

HAPPY LATE 16th BIRTHDAY TO ME!

1. I'm a feminist because when people find out I've slept with pretty much every serious girlfriend I've ever had since I was 12 I'm a faggot or whore.
          
          2. I'm a feminist because if I wear a pair of yoga pants to school, boys label me a whore.
          
          3. I'm a feminist because whenever I wear tight tank tops to school, I get ISD (In School Detention)
          
          4. I'm a feminist because I'm one of 3 soon-to-be Sophomores in Calculus, and the other two are boys.
          
          5. I'm a feminist because when my ex-girlfriend sexually and physically abused me, she wrongly said it was 'my fault' because I wouldn't do it consensually. I was fucking 13! We'd been going out for 3 fucking weeks!
          
          6. I'm a feminist because it's 'unnatural' for me to be skinny, and I'm promoting 'incorrect body stereotypes' just because I have a revved up metabolism.

Do you guys want me to carry on with ABTY?? I made a poll thingy... https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1huHiEzi9QotyAvACbjQ4xIeAvIjmQGx1iZdis4qXsNg/viewform?usp=send_form

I made a game! It's like flappy bird, but you play as Batman, the background is Gotham at night, and the tubes a purple lasers! Check it out @ http://studio.code.org/c/89151399

I just realized you followed me. Thanks! :) 
          
          Go skittles!~

RLM HAS 520 READS! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

PETITION TO STATE THAT ORLANDO BLOOM IS THE BEST PERSON ALIVE STARTS HERE!
          Julie

Oh my god. Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face. Orlando Bloom PUNCHED Justing Bieber. ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTING BIEBER IN THE GODDAMN FACE! Let's begin a petition saying Orlando Bloom is the best person alive!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOTTEN 2.4K READS ON ABTY! THANKS /SO/ MUCH!