Taylor May

thanks for the follow

Lmbo that's hilarious!!!

Hahaha

@theeditorschoice yeah my friend told me about it last week...... anyways you're welcome

thats so gross. anyway, i want to thank you for adding 'The Greats Of Wattpad' to your reading list.

Here's a corny joke to tell: There's a boy name Timmy and its his birthday.  He asks his dad can he take a shower with him and he says no.  Timmy says "please.  it's my birthday" and the dad changes his mind."Just don't look down" the dad says and Timmy looks down and asks "what's that?" Then the dad says "It's a snake".  Then Timmy asks his mom could he take a shower with her and the mom says no.  Then he says " please?  It's my birthday", then the mom changes her mind and says "just don't look up or down.  Just look at my stomach".  So Timmy looks up and asks "what's that" then the mom says headlights and Timmy asks the same thing when he looks down and then she says it's a garage.  "Can I sleep with you please?" Timmy asks to his parents and they say yes just close your eyes.  A few hours later he opens his eyes and yells "Mom! Turn on your headlights there's a snake in your garage!"

And btw I'm stillalive is now out if ur interested

@Rachelrisika sure and thanks for following and telling me my pic looks awesome
          

hey do you think you could read sister and tell me what you think

you look awesome I'm going to follow you