always lock the door when you pee, even when you're home alone. that way, if a murderer walks in, at least you'll have time to pull up your pants and die with dignity
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Story by Taylor Walker
||A New Generation||The Breakfast...
Dear Mr. Vernon,
I was dreading today.
I am here today simply because I made a mistake, we all did.
But you r...
