I am an secret service agent from North Korea. The Supreme Leader has found out about your written claims about him regarding his affair with Donald Trump and has been very offended. He has sent trained assassins to hunt you down.
They are ruthless. They won't stop at anything to make sure you are taken to the Leader, killed in the worst way imaginable.
Please stay safe and take care.
Sincerely,
Your Wellwisher
Someplace in North Korea