WARNING: You have now navigated your way to the weirdest place on earth: My Profile Page!! 

You may have heard my name, or you may have heard my story.

Some Facts about me you may or may not have heard:

*_* I'm Satan's only heir 
*_* I banged Sean O'Pry and he's been begging for more ever since
*_* I dumped Logan Lerman, Jensen Ackles and Sean O'Donnell and they've been begging for me to come back
*_* Taylor Lautner wants to marry me (he's yet to send me the ring) 
*_* I can make a gay man straight and a straight woman lesbian (Why do you think Ellen's that way) 
*_* SASS QUEEN MOTHER-EFFERS
*_* I swear so much that even a sailor would pale in comparison (I don't swear on Wattpad coz I love you little crappers)  (lol, tried but failed majorly) 
*_* I used to be a very violent child growing up, so much so, that kids my age used to have blood streaming from their nose and mouth after 1 minute with me. I have no problem in bringing that side back up.

And Christian Grey is the most frustrating, annoying and SEXIEST man alive 

I have this bad habit of spitting out random facts about sex when in an awkward situation, just to make it more awkward (Life's that hard people). For example, a male sperm can live up to 5 days (Look at those little guys go!)

I only write short stories, coz I'm lazy as... Eff. But I'm experimenting with States of Confusion... And so far, somewhat good.

If you like inspirational, sappy, heart wrenching, swoon worthy and dangerous for the heart because of all the feels stories, read: 

My Life In A Nutshell ✔️

Her Final Birthday ✔️

Cryptic Love ✔️

States of Confusion (Extravagantly slow updates - I'm trying people, high school ain't easy)  

Manic ✔️

I've taken down all of my short stories, because I'm entering in a competition and I can't have my work published elsewhere. Sorry about that

Other than that ish... PEACE OUT MOTHER-EFFERS ✌️